Recently while on vacation in the High Sierra with my hot girlfriend we came upon this ancient artifact. The workmanship, though rudimentary, is superb. Clearly this totem wielded much power and the craftsman* responsible for spent hours laboring over it’s every detail. I can only wonder what sort of ritual it was used in.
*The craftsman was some sort of bug. This really is just a piece of wood I found on my sister’s wood pile while we stayed with her on vacation. The Sierras are absolutely amazing and you should definitely go see them if you ever have the opportunity.Â This picture was taken and manipulated all entirely with my iPhone.